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Sep 28, 2008

September 28, 2008, Paper Cuts



[MORE TO COME ON MONDAY]
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 5:34 PM

Sep 21, 2008

September 21, 2008, Paper Cuts

second checked bags bold trip home
todays weather found elsewhere
long wait for fake lawyer
united doubles fee for corn
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 4:09 PM

Sep 14, 2008

September 14th, 2008, Paper Cuts

high time to make fun of pets furniture
south dakotans eager for string
charlie chicken helps women rediscover themselves
the driving purpose to preserve iowa - no charge for pineapple
four year old not queen of the world - just yet
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 8:00 AM

Sep 7, 2008

September 7th, 2008, Paper Cuts

poet dulls down olympic games
witness- cats continue their hot august nights
she wanted son but lack of skills an obstacle
like an olympian seals have breakfast too
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 8:00 AM

Aug 30, 2008

August 31st, 2008, Paper Cuts

power out and so is teen
republican attack machine sticks to guns
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 3:41 PM

Aug 9, 2008

August 10th, 2008, Paper Cuts

company veteran loves the luxury of paperwork
paper cuts will resume august 30th. sorry for the hiatus.
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 7:00 PM

Aug 3, 2008

August 3rd, 2008, Paper Cuts

immigrant at the movies
robbie williams keeps trees in the worlds oldest church
takeoff seeks to lift plane
hulk lookalikes battle for a better life
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 8:00 PM

Jul 26, 2008

July 27th, 2008, Paper Cuts

hair returns to flag-burner
cow boosts milk supply
politician will have to wait a while for egg
new chair deserves the benefit of the doubt
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 7:30 PM

Jul 19, 2008

July 20th, 2008, Paper Cuts

missing children may have been at camp
grieving parents month kicks off on bum note
sobs halt daughters birthday
my wifes been toll on my health
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 7:00 PM

Jul 12, 2008

July 13th, 2008, Paper Cuts

kite lost and its my fault
ive always loved friday
food getting up noses
cemetery founder dies
my wife died of the munchies
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 3:00 PM

Jul 6, 2008

July 6th, 2008, Paper Cuts

putting an end to the cat estrogen patch market
sect wont allow sampling of lady seminars

this week sunday paper cuts is on reduced posting in honor of independence day.
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 6:36 PM

Jun 28, 2008

June 29th, 2008, Paper Cuts

beagle ownership a mistake
social call ends tragically
600 million greasy spoons need a vacation
hero still fearful of dementia risk
robust baby upbeat about olympic chances
officials look at widespread nagging
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 7:00 PM

Jun 21, 2008

June 22nd, 2008, Paper Cuts

in thong underwear-panic and you will hurt yourself
baby born in hospital so not surprising
toilet leaving prolonged good feeling on leg
confusion hurts texas again
gas, peanuts may be linked
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 9:00 PM

Jun 14, 2008

June 15th, 2008, Paper Cuts

piano student enough to make you sick
with this ring begins long fight for divorce
baby blazed his own trail survivors pick up the pieces
public roasting brings people together
family unable to save cat from rabbit plague
Posted by Sunday Paper Cuts at 7:00 PM
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